kids say the darnedest things.

romania. arguably the oddest place ever.

Begging Your Little Angel To Go To Sleep Without Actually Begging (NB: this is the fun way)

Getting my child to sleep once meant having to make individual sacrifices to the 12 Gods that collectively made up the Roman pantheon. Not a

the education system monumentally sucks. it monumentally f@#king sucks.

I’ve done it again. I’ve gone and riled myself up, which is increasingly easy to do these days, what with Putin and the Russians leading...

Camping With A Toddler For First-Timers [cough-good-luck].

Camping is epic. Oh man, the chance to be one with nature, out in the open air, the smell of hot embers staining the night air as you...

young daughters? here's the only playlist you'll ever need. you are welcome.

i hate chores. not all chores. but most chores. actually, i hate all but 1 chores; washing up. i have a routine: i run the water, link my...

want some dad points (which are way better than brownie points) then get these gifts for your lady.

I haven't even written this yet and I can already hear mummy making a loud tut-sound with a sharp eyebrow-raise before saying, 'you never...

my mad little family had some magical moments in Marbella (oh i'm a sucker for alliteration).

Survival Pack: Boots that are made for walking A mixed wardrobe (warm in the day, nippy at night) A camera Factor 8 sun cream A few...

my dad of the week: unknown (but he can whip and nae-nae)

Oh my god I wish I knew the name of this dad, partly because I feel he deserves to have his name credited in bold glittery writing and...

kids threads? it's all about zara (and boots made of bubblegum).

I have to write this short blog because it recently came to my attention that my little girl's wardrobe is entirely made up of Zara Kids....

flying is pretty f**king unnatural, so i'd say its pretty f**king normal if your kid is scared o

I'd say it's pretty bloody natural to be either anxious, scared or terrified of flying because flying is completely unnatural. Even Jesus...

i've been trying to decide what sort of parent you deserve me to be. and i've probably got i

To my darling-darling Phoebe, As your Daddy, I have found myself stuck in two wildly different minds since the day you were born. But up...

what to do if you're toddler isn't sleeping through (warning: this is the unorthodox answer)

Let's take a pretty typical scenario. Another parent: "You look terrible." Me: [yawn] "Yeah, rough night with the kid." The other parent:...

my dad of the week (is a teacher): barry white jnr

Teachers have as much influence as us parents (if not a tad more). They have chosen to give their lives for the betterment of the...

classic disney: for toddlers who hate sitting still.

Toddlers don't sit still. Mine doesn't anyway. It doesn't matter how much energy I awake with, how many serving spoons of coffee granules...

film ideas: how we make movie night totally bonkers.

We loved films. I don't know why I just put that in the past tense, because we still love films. Actually, I know exactly why I past...

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IDEAS.

how we make movie night totally bonkers.

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About Me

hey! i'm will, the creator of my mad little family. not literally. i mean i didn't give birth. that bit mummy did. i just mean creator as in creator of this blog.

anyway, i'm totally incompetent as a parent and totally unqualified to give you any advice, trust me. saying that, trump is totally incompetent and unqualified to be president. so yeah, sit back, laugh a little, share a little and ignore absolutely everything i say.

love, hugs n' a bit of ciao.