I've chosen Toxa for one reason, enjoyment.
I mean, come on, his kid is clearly having the best time of his life... although that is only clear at the end of the video.... in fact, the kid is sh**ing himself for the entire duration and daddy don't care. That's how to do it. That's how to do parenting. We know what our kids like before they do, so you just got remain resolute about it. Don't give into their screams and tears. We know best. Yeehaw.
(oh and this dad does it over and over and over, and the kid doesn't learn.)