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The Things That Parents Won't Admit

When you’re going to be a parent, everybody tells you how amazing it’s going to be and all of the great milestones that you’ll share together. They’re not wrong, but they do tend to miss out all of the other stuff that doesn’t sound quite so appealing. You’d be an idiot if you thought it was all going to be plain sailing, but people’s idealistic view of parenthood can be a bit misleading. Alongside all of those first steps and first words, there’s going to be a lot of sleepless nights, soiled clothes and dribble. In the interests of honesty, here are a few things about parenthood that you aren’t going to like at all.

You Have To Give Up A Lot

There are about a million movies based on a load of old college friends that are now married with kids, complaining about how they don’t get to go out partying anymore, scheming to get time away from the family. There are so many of those movies because it’s true. Not that you’ll want to escape your family, but that you’re going to have to sacrifice a lot.

You can’t get away with telling your kids that they need to eat healthy food is they see you shoveling in burgers and candy on a regular basis. You also wouldn’t have any ammunition in an argument about smoking if you sucked back forty a day. You’re going to have to give up these vices and set an example for your kids. If you’re struggling, visit sites like to get an e cigarette that can make it far easier to give up smoking. You’re also going to have to give up a lot of your social time. Going out to the bar with your friends while your partner is at home looking after the kids will make you a very unpopular man indeed.

Your favorite movies are another major thing that you will have to cut out. Instead of watching great action movies with lots of blood and violence, you’ll be forced to watch the same Disney movie four hundred times in a week. The only benefit is that, eventually, you’ll be able to share your favorite movies with your kids when they’re old enough. That’s a hell of a lot of sacrifices and, although people will tell you that it’s all worth it in the end, you’re still going to miss all of that stuff.

You Won’t Like Them Sometimes

The idea that you don’t like your kid is a bit of a taboo, but sometimes it’s true. When they’re born, all of the chores you have to do around the house multiply by about ten times. You’re doing all of this extra work to look after them and you’re doing it on a few hours sleep because they’ve been keeping you up all night. When you finally finish and sit down for a rest, do they make you a nice cup of coffee and thank you for all of your hard work. No, they throw up on your face and start crying again. I’m not saying that it’s their fault. Of course, it isn’t. But when you do so much for somebody that shows no gratitude whatsoever, you aren’t always going to like them that much. People act like it’s some big secret, but it happens to all of us at some point.

It Gets Boring

In the early days of parenthood, you’re going to be in awe of your new kid. Everything they do will be the most amazing thing that you’ve ever seen. Seeing them throw a bowl of food onto the floor will lead you to believe they’re going to be a world class quarterback, but that’ll soon get old. The truth is, they’re pretty dull a lot of the time. Visit if you don’t believe me. You aren’t going to have a lively debate with them, and they don’t do much of anything for most of the day. Most parents will feign shock and tell you that they have never been bored of their child for even a second if you ask them. They’re lying. Sitting around watching cartoons and changing nappies all day is not what I’d call exciting.

You’ll Hurt Them

That sounds scarier than it is. I don’t mean they’ll drive you so mad that you’ll throw them across the room on purpose. That isn’t something that every parent is secretly doing. What I mean is, they’re always running about the place doing stupid stuff and when you try to stop them, you’ll probably hurt them at some point. Every parent has done it but most hate to admit it.

Parents know all of these things are true, but ask one, and they’ll usually deny it.

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